Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom. 但是，我一直在享受一件事：自你从洗手间回来以后，你的衬衫一直从裤裆外。
Lorraine: Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please? 呃，能给我们三份巧克力慕思外带吗？
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. 对了，Chandler，我把所有照片上的你都剪掉了。如果你想要的话，我有一袋子你的头。
Phoebe: OK, I have this friend Abby who shaves her head. She says if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you could do like a cleansing ritual. 好吧，我有个剃光头的朋友Abby。她说如果你想要停止与挫男交往的恶性循环，你可以举行一个清理仪式。
Joey: Pathetic mess. I know, but.... Come on, man. She's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking.... Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. 可怜虫，我知道，但是......拜托，老兄，她黏人又脆弱。我想你可以...谢谢！你和珍妮丝之后就没约过会，你一定要去。
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean. And a little frightening. All right, still it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day! 因为他很诡异，卑鄙，还有点可怕。但情人节有个约会也还不错好吧！
Chandler: Things sure have changed here on Waltons Mountain. 沃尔顿山这儿的事发生了很多变化。
You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups which I'm sorry might as well have nipples on them. 这种相互依赖，情绪受阻，坐在你们的烂咖啡屋，拿着又大又蠢的咖啡杯，可悲的是或许还有乳♥头在上面。
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, you know, typical behavior when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. 其实这是典型的群体动力失调反应，
Phoebe: Okay. It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's just ehhh. . It's my friends. They they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't. 好吧，我…没事，问题出在我朋友身上。他们不怎么喜欢你他们…他们不。