Chandler: You know I thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. 我这么说好了，我虽然不是数学大师，但我知道这儿有三男三女。(whiz：能手，专家。)
Monica: Okay, look, I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby. 抱歉，不过钱德勒找了人，菲比也有对象了，所以我决定约搞笑巴比。
David: Sorry, I wa...I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in...in my life. 抱歉，我刚才跟我朋友说你是我见过最漂亮的女子。
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet. 各位，我想介绍一个人给大家认识。
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. 我敬各位一杯。来一杯，叮叮。
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. 我想说我完全赞成这个实验。而且，我还非常想把你的脑袋涂上黄油。
Lowell: Speaking for my people, I'd have to say, no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll, he is. 对于我们这些人来说，我得说你没有。随便说一句，你薪酬部的朋友Brian，他是。
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey glazed ham?'. I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'. 不，我听到的是"为什么我没有蜜酿火腿？"。我没买太多的花，如果买多了她会说"为什么你要浪费钱？我不要花，我都死了"。(glaze：装玻璃，上釉于，上光。)
Chandler: No! Uh, I don't know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him. 不！呃，我不知道！重点是，如果你要帮我配对的话，我比较喜欢你把我和他那样的人配在一起。