Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened. 嘿，嘿，他们被我逮到算你幸运，不然谁知道还会发生什么。
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me? ! 我一整天都跟你在一起，你为什么不告诉我？
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom? 我简直不敢相信...... Paolo亲了我妈？
Ross: You're my friend. I I had to tell you. 你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。
Monica: How would I know? I, I wasn't here. 我怎么知道？我又没来过。
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by...y'know, after the uh...that I... y'know, so what are you doing here? 没事，我只是顺路…那个......你又来干什么？
Ross: No, I'm not gonna tell him. Why would I tell him? 不，我才不告诉他呢，我为什么要告诉他？