Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... 好吧，我觉得我们越聊越离谱了。
Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... 我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. 对，没带，因为我的拍子拿去换线了，有人应该帮我准备一支拍子的。
Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。(racquetball：短网拍墙球，手球式墙球（比赛规则和场地都与有四面墙场地的墙手球相同，但击球用以皮带拴腕的短柄球拍，球较墙手球略大而软）。)
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？
Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on. The guy's a secondary character. 相信我，Paolo完全没有卖点。没人愿意翻325页看Paolo的故事，嘿，他就是个男二号人物。
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. 不，因为我知道怎样去描写那些女人们钟情的男人。
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? 哦，Ross，我卖出上亿本的书，你知道为什么吗？
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 别这么说，亲爱的，我能办到大家都能办到。你只需要先描述几个欧洲城市，然后用30个委婉词形容男性生殖器官，嗙，你就写成一本书了。(genitalia：生殖器（尤指外阴♥部）。)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Bing太太，跟你说， 我拜读过你所有的大作。不，我是说真的，我读过《午夜的快♥感》之后，就一心想成为作家。