Ross: No. It's the one he's licking. 不，是他舔的那个人。
Mrs. Bing: Okay, thank you. It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it? 好的，谢谢。是因为那个意大利舔手男，对吧？
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. I heard about the divorce. Lesbian, huh? Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 哦，少来，别说了，这里多有趣。么，抱一个。我听说你离婚的事了。同性恋哈？好吧，你知道老话说得好：“许愿要小心”。 好吧，我们可以喝点龙舌酒了。
Phoebe: I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe. It's so sad. It's like he's a deer, a female deer. Oh, I was gonna stop. 我懂，讨厌他们叫他John Doe。太伤心了。感觉他就像一只小鹿，一头小母鹿。喔，我就此打住。(John Doe：是一个英文词汇，指某个身份不明的人，也就是“某约翰”，和中国人习惯用的“张三、李四”差不多。)
Monica: No, It's mine. Why did I 'woohoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That, that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? 不，是我的错。我为什么“喔喔”？我还指望会发生什么么吗？ 指望他回头说“我喜欢那声音，我现在就想要你”？
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that! It's all my fault. 我不敢相信你做了。都是我的错。
But he's just phoning it in. It's just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back, you know. 但它觉得理所当然。深爱某人却得不到回报，这种感觉真难过，你知道吗。(phone in：理所当然的接受。)
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! 好吧，来个人亲我！来个人亲我！现在可是午夜啊！谁来亲我！
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. I'm gonna miss you, you scientist guy. 你又说现在已接近午夜，你必须走了，因为既然不能陪我度过新的一年，就不要有开始。我会想你的，科学家。