Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat. 谢了，我只是觉得自己当不了厨师。
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know... Never mind. But it was going to be really good. 各位，Chandler来了，说他有天大好的消息。他来的时候，我们可以……你们知道的……算了，但一定是好消息。
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. Nothing. And frankly, I don't think those kind of shenanigans have place in an office environment. 如果他是为搞笑备忘录的话，不是我♥干的，真的不是我。坦白地说，我认为办公室里没有地方容纳这些恶作剧。(shenanigan：恶作剧，诡计。)
Rachel: So you guys really slide down a pole? 你们真的从一个柱子上滑下来嗯？
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened. I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was lighting incense. 发生这件事说来真好笑。我当时在收拾垃圾桶，Phoebe在点香。(incense：香; 焚香时的烟。)
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty. 哦，你确定？真的确定吗？要知道，你可以用它们做傀儡，在你的“残酷戏院”中用它们。
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just...I hate that guy! Hey, Joey. What's going on? 我说不上来，他的个好人而且对我很体贴，他的某些方面很适合我，只是…我讨厌这个人。嗨，Joey，怎么了？
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey! Really. 你为何要往你爸爸脑袋里灌输一堆“改正错误”的垃圾思想？一切原本就很好。里面有鸡肉，拿去放着，拜托，乔依，真的。