Ross: Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? It's San Diego. San Diego. 哦，听见没，马修，是圣地牙哥，圣地亚哥。
Joey: Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that. 显然他是屠杀各种民族的俄国独裁者。你怎么会不知道。
Rachel: I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it. 我想应该椅子最可怜。(brunt：冲击，主要冲力。)
Ross: Oh, God. We didn't get into Scranton. That was, like, our safety zoo. They take, like, dogs and cows. See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. 哦，天哪，我们进不了斯克兰顿了。那是，算是我们保底的动物园。他们连狗和牛都收。你瞧，我不懂谁更难受，是我还是它。
And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 这想法震惊了我，比其他任何我不敢做的破事更让我害怕。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说，那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了，只因他无法演出话剧？
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。
Phoebe: Popes in a Volkswagen. I love that joke. 大众车上的教皇。我喜欢这个笑话。
Monica: You know what, after you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget that. 你们知道吗？和这女人相处十分钟后，你们就会把这些全忘了。