Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. 不，因为我知道怎样去描写那些女人们钟情的男人。
Jay Leno: Y'know, don't take this wrong, I, I just don't see you as a mom, somehow...I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... 别会错意，只是我觉得你看起来不像一个当妈的人，当然，我绝没有恶意......
Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone. 这是我知道我妈要来的渠道，大部分老妈会打个电话。
Jay Leno: Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? 好，那么你现在正忙着巡回新书签售会，进展如何？
Jay Leno:...and what is this about you being arrested in London? What is that all about? 听说你在伦敦被逮捕了？怎么回事？
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. 她不是你老妈，你怎么说都行。
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic. 但是，你看见他指关节上的凹凸么？ 那说明他是个艺术家。
Phoebe: I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe. It's so sad. It's like he's a deer, a female deer. Oh, I was gonna stop. 我懂，讨厌他们叫他John Doe。太伤心了。感觉他就像一只小鹿，一头小母鹿。喔，我就此打住。(John Doe：是一个英文词汇，指某个身份不明的人，也就是“某约翰”，和中国人习惯用的“张三、李四”差不多。)
Monica: Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. 瞧他这张脸，就算在睡觉都是一副聪明样。
Monica: No, It's mine. Why did I 'woohoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That, that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? 不，是我的错。我为什么“喔喔”？我还指望会发生什么么吗？ 指望他回头说“我喜欢那声音，我现在就想要你”？