Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. 嗨，罗斯，知道吗，你的宝贝现在就这么大？"这就是你的孩子，“你好，爸爸！”。
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. 噢，这个不错，书上说有些地方的人真的吃胎盘。(placenta:胎盘，胎座。)
Rachel: Right, right, but in this case she doesn't. 好吧，好吧，但是这回她没有。
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then we just get nothing back! And then one day, it's just, y'know, you wake up, and "See you around"! Let's go, Phoebe. 你们男人都这样。我们不断付出，再付出，不停付出。并且没有任何回报。然后有一天，他醒过来......只有一句"回头见"！走吧，Phoebe。
Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something? 那好，如果她一直这样，你为什么说出来呢？
Chandler: Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare. 是，好吧，我早想到她会这样。她一直都是个佛洛依德式噩梦。
Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation. 没想到我们会谈论这个。
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. Rachel, can we do this now? 好吧，也许这就是个有圈套的问题。Rachel，我们现在可以开始了吗？