Monica: So mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature? 妈妈早上已经打过电话提醒我不要把头发扎起来。你知道我的耳朵不是我最好的部位吗？
Chandler: No! Uh, I don't know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him. 不！呃，我不知道！重点是，如果你要帮我配对的话，我比较喜欢你把我和他那样的人配在一起。
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? God. Ross, it's Nana. 嗨，爸，怎么样？天哪。Ross，是外婆。
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica. 嗨，Ross，现在提这件事可能不是最好的时候，不过你得为Monica准备个派对。
Joey: Yeah. What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You just gotta go up to her and you gotta say, 'Rachel, I think that...' 是的呀。你还缺什么？酒？蜡烛？月光？你只需要直接走上去，对她说说，“Rachel，我想…”
Joey: No, no, no. This is running fingers through your hair, okay? Now this is a tousle...Look, Ross, if you don't ask her out soon, you're gonna end up stuck in the zone forever. 不，不，不。这才是缕你的头发。这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了。Ross，如果你不尽快约她，你将永远呆在那个区了。(tousle：使（尤指头发）蓬乱，粗鲁地处理。)
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us. 不会，他说我们挡住后面的人了。
But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! 但是那样的话大家会知道的。除非我先去收起来，然后很早就起床把鞋放回去！谁来帮我一把！
You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'. 你要想想有那么一天，一个小子跑到他朋友那儿说‘我得到这个角色了！我得到这个角色了！我要演Joey Tribbiani的屁♥股！’