Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? 好了，我是在和Joey说话，知道不，亲妈男。
Rachel: Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo! 好，让我们一起感谢Phoebe Buffay女士。喔~
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. Rachel, can we do this now? 好吧，也许这就是个有圈套的问题。Rachel，我们现在可以开始了吗？
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......
Phoebe: No. No! No!...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 没，没，没！没有！呃，你觉得他比早上好点没？
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 回头告诉你Gloria Tribbiani 当年也是个标致美人，好吧？你以为生7个小孩容易吗？
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. 对，没带，因为我的拍子拿去换线了，有人应该帮我准备一支拍子的。
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？