Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is? 他不是主角。知道我们的男主是谁吗？
Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on. The guy's a secondary character. 相信我，Paolo完全没有卖点。没人愿意翻325页看Paolo的故事，嘿，他就是个男二号人物。
He's just a, you know, a complication you eventually kill off. 他就是，是个最终会被写死的剧情人物。
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? 哦，Ross，我卖出上亿本的书，你知道为什么吗？
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 别这么说，亲爱的，我能办到大家都能办到。你只需要先描述几个欧洲城市，然后用30个委婉词形容男性生殖器官，嗙，你就写成一本书了。(genitalia：生殖器（尤指外阴♥部）。)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Bing太太，跟你说， 我拜读过你所有的大作。不，我是说真的，我读过《午夜的快♥感》之后，就一心想成为作家。
Ross:...But a man can change. Anyone want me to appraise anything? 但是男人是可以改变的。有人要我评价什么吗？
Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy. 呃，我不太喝这种酒。
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. I heard about the divorce. Lesbian, huh? Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 哦，少来，别说了，这里多有趣。么，抱一个。我听说你离婚的事了。同性恋哈？好吧，你知道老话说得好：“许愿要小心”。 好吧，我们可以喝点龙舌酒了。