Rachel: Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. 昨晚，你表现可是很好哦。
Ross: You've been more than just a pet to me. You've been more like a... 在我心中你不只是一只宠物。你更是一个……
Ross: Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here. Well, buddy...this is it. Just a couple of things I wanted to say. 马修，过来，过来，过来。小兄弟。就这样了。我只想说几句话。
Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey. 我不知该说什么，罗斯，它是一只猴子。
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now I know there'll be a lot of babes in San Diego...but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 好吧，再见了，小猴子。我知道圣地牙哥那儿，你将有许多漂亮美眉。记得要学习的也很多。
Voice: This is the final boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A. 这是飞往圣地牙哥67次航班的最后一次登机通知。
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica.You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are. 没什么好想知道的。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing "Memo". 老实说你只开口唱了 "Memo" 而已。