Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened. 嘿，嘿，他们被我逮到算你幸运，不然谁知道还会发生什么。
Ross: You're my friend. I I had to tell you. 你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。
Mrs. Bing: Yes, you are. The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier. Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me. 是，你是的。事实上你不认为自己性感这一点更迷人。好啦，小盆友，你会没事的，相信我。
Mrs. Bing: No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy. 不，说真的，你看，你既聪明又性感。
Jay Leno: Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? 好，那么你现在正忙着巡回新书签售会，进展如何？
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 好啊，如果11岁的时候你的小伙伴们争相传阅《情妇婊♥子》第79页，你就不会觉得赞了。
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. 哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。
Monica: Bobby? Fun Bobby? Let me talk to you for just a sec.I recently lost a grandparent myself...so I really know exactly how you feel. But you're really bringing the party down. 巴比？搞笑巴比？ 跟你说点事儿。我祖母前不久也去世了…所以我很能体会你现在的感受。但是你真把聚会的气氛弄得很糟。
Chandler: But you found me. Here, Ross, take our picture. Smile! You're on Janice Camera.Kill me. Kill me now. 但又被你逮到了。罗斯，帮我们照一张，笑一个，你要被存在詹妮丝的相机里了。杀了我吧，快杀了我。