Phoebe: OK, I have this friend Abby who shaves her head. She says if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you could do like a cleansing ritual. 好吧，我有个剃光头的朋友Abby。她说如果你想要停止与挫男交往的恶性循环，你可以举行一个清理仪式。
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch. 我知道我有，所以我不能戴电子表。
Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy. "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months, I didn't get to win once. 记得啊，好吧，比起Howar我宁愿和爱哭鬼约会，那个喜欢说“我赢了”的家伙。“我赢了！我赢了！”。我和他约会了两个月，一次都没赢过。
Chandler: Hey, it's Janice. OK, I'm making a break for it, I'm going out the window. 嘿，是Janice。好吧，我要逃了，我要从窗子爬出去。
Lorraine: She's checking her coat. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. 她正在挂外套。Joey，我要去洗掉手上出租车的味道。帮我点一杯白仙粉黛，给Janice点杯红酒。(Zinfandel：馨芳葡萄酒。)
Chandler: Yes, I know. But her friend sounds like such a... 我知道，但她朋友好像是个…
Joey: Pathetic mess. I know, but.... Come on, man. She's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking.... Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. 可怜虫，我知道，但是......拜托，老兄，她黏人又脆弱。我想你可以...谢谢！你和珍妮丝之后就没约过会，你一定要去。
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's going out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend. 不不不，你敢放我鸽子试试！是因为我答应带我的朋友介绍给她的朋友，她才答应与我约会的！
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean. And a little frightening. All right, still it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day! 因为他很诡异，卑鄙，还有点可怕。但情人节有个约会也还不错好吧！
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do. 但是Phoebe，你可以在一年里其他任何一晚上跟诡异的人约会。我知道我会。