Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 回头告诉你Gloria Tribbiani 当年也是个标致美人，好吧？你以为生7个小孩容易吗？
Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... 我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is? 他不是主角。知道我们的男主是谁吗？
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. 不，因为我知道怎样去描写那些女人们钟情的男人。
He's just a, you know, a complication you eventually kill off. 他就是，是个最终会被写死的剧情人物。
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. I heard about the divorce. Lesbian, huh? Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 哦，少来，别说了，这里多有趣。么，抱一个。我听说你离婚的事了。同性恋哈？好吧，你知道老话说得好：“许愿要小心”。 好吧，我们可以喝点龙舌酒了。
Ross: I don't get it. You don't even know this guy. 我就不明白了，你们都不认识这男的。
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. 哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。