Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. 哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。
Phoebe: I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe. It's so sad. It's like he's a deer, a female deer. Oh, I was gonna stop. 我懂，讨厌他们叫他John Doe。太伤心了。感觉他就像一只小鹿，一头小母鹿。喔，我就此打住。(John Doe：是一个英文词汇，指某个身份不明的人，也就是“某约翰”，和中国人习惯用的“张三、李四”差不多。)
Phoebe: I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. 今晚我不想亲任何人。
Joey: Looks like that no-date pact thing worked out. 看起来没有约会的约定到底奏效了啊。
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened. 它已经够难为情了，好吗！现在它还鼓足勇气回到这里，就当一切都没发生过一样...
Janice: It's like we were never apart. You know, I mean, of course, we were, but forgive and forget. Well, forget. 我是说就好像我俩从来没有分开过一样。当然，我们分开过，但已宽容和遗忘。好吧，只有遗忘。
Janice: Oh, I am fantastic now. You know what is totally amazing, it's just we have been back together for like what, like ten minutes and... 我现在感觉棒极了，最神奇的是，我们重新在一起才十分钟...
and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... Sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. 而此时此刻，我想，我需要…扫去桌上的一切，将你丢到桌子上，
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me. 太好了，不过你要表现出一副你主动照顾它的样子，不要让它觉得你是在帮我的忙。
Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That...that was like the worst breakup in history. 可那是詹妮丝啊…你们分手时的糟糕情况简直史无前例。