Jay Leno: Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? 好，那么你现在正忙着巡回新书签售会，进展如何？
Ross: Really, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? Just a dream I had... But, phew! 是吗，他的飞机没在空中炸成一个大火球？只是我做的一个梦？……但是， 呼！
Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool! Chandler，我跟你说， 我超爱你老妈的书！超爱看她的书！上飞机必带一本！这太赞了！
Phoebe: I know, I hate that they're calling him John Doe. It's so sad. It's like he's a deer, a female deer. Oh, I was gonna stop. 我懂，讨厌他们叫他John Doe。太伤心了。感觉他就像一只小鹿，一头小母鹿。喔，我就此打住。(John Doe：是一个英文词汇，指某个身份不明的人，也就是“某约翰”，和中国人习惯用的“张三、李四”差不多。)
But he's just phoning it in. It's just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back, you know. 但它觉得理所当然。深爱某人却得不到回报，这种感觉真难过，你知道吗。(phone in：理所当然的接受。)
Ross: I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. 我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换尿布，替它抓跳蚤。
Ross: Perfect, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me. 这可真好，除了我，大家都有的亲。
Phoebe: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! 大家好像都很开心，我讨厌这样。