Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. 嗨，罗斯，知道吗，你的宝贝现在就这么大？"这就是你的孩子，“你好，爸爸！”。
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? But...we don't have to go down that road. 瞧见没？也许我亲了你妈不是件坏事。不过......不必继续往下说了。
Ross: 'Hey, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 等等，你确定她不是说"你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是你妈妈？"
Mrs. Bing: Hey kiddo, car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends, autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss, so mooah, here's the kiss, here's the goodbye... Anything you want from Lisbon? 嗨小盆友，车等在楼下，我只想拿几本我的书给你朋友们，亲笔签名过哦。还有就是和你"吻别"，这是亲亲，也是拜拜哦...... 需要我在里斯本帮你带什么吗？
You don't have to be awake To be my man. Long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand. 你无须醒来成为我的男人。只要你一息尚存，我就会守在你身边。
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. 对啊，你都没说你握把的尺寸。
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. 对，好啊，你都没带球拍。