Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her " heaving beasts. " 好，这只是第一章，我需要你们十分坦诚的意见。哦，对了，在第二页中，他的手伸向的不是她的"起伏的双乳"（Rachel把breasts误拼成beasts）。(heaving：隆起膨胀，起伏的。)
Mrs. Bing: Really, really stupid. Are we okay now? 真的，真的愚蠢之极。我们没事了吧？
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now? 真好笑，那我们排练完没？
Joey: Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. And you tell me she's not a knockout. 看，这是我爸妈婚礼时的照片。你说，她是不是个美人。(knockout：击昏，击倒。)
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. Rachel, can we do this now? 好吧，也许这就是个有圈套的问题。Rachel，我们现在可以开始了吗？
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'? 对，我想尝试一下。我还在写第一章，看，你觉得他的"爱之棒"能从"粗棉布监牢"中解放吗？(denim：斜纹粗棉布，牛仔布; 工装裤。)
Jay Leno: Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? 好，那么你现在正忙着巡回新书签售会，进展如何？
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? 她还说难为情？
Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe. Don't look now. But behind us there's a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. 天啊，Phoebe，现在别看。后面有一个能让我们伤心欲绝，难以自拔的帅哥。(pit：矿井，深坑，陷阱。)