Phoebe: I am sorry, I just, I have a thing, which means you can not ever do that. 抱歉，我只是，我有点儿忌讳，就是你永远都不可以再这么做。
Phoebe: Oh no, don't ever do that, ever! 噢，不，永远不要这么做。
And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodlestuffer came along, he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving. 再告诉你别的，自从那个头发像贵宾狗一样的女人出现后，他感到内疚而开始对我又细心又关心。(poodlestuffer：做（去世的）犬类身体填充的人。)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy. I mean, it's nice. He has a hobby. 总是大吼大叫，没能让他开心的，那个小木屋商店，那个愚蠢的瓶中船，没东西能让他开心。但现在他开心了，这样也好，他总算有个嗜好。
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please! 我当然知道，你认为呢？，你爸又不是詹姆士邦德，你应该听一听他编造的故事。“我在会计这儿睡”， 那是什么？拜托！
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey! Really. 你为何要往你爸爸脑袋里灌输一堆“改正错误”的垃圾思想？一切原本就很好。里面有鸡肉，拿去放着，拜托，乔依，真的。
Phoebe: Uhhuh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out? 是不是他太观察入微吓到你们了？(perceptive：感知的; 有知觉力的; 有理解力的。)
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's... 基本上我们认为他…
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I would like to believe that when the right woman comes along; you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married." 没有。你决心当接不到活儿的演员，这不是一件容易的事但你办到了。我也相信对的人出现时，你会勇敢地对她说“不，谢谢，我已经结婚了。”