Ross: 'Hey, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 等等，你确定她不是说"你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是你妈妈？"
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)
Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened. 嘿，嘿，他们被我逮到算你幸运，不然谁知道还会发生什么。
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Bing太太，跟你说， 我拜读过你所有的大作。不，我是说真的，我读过《午夜的快♥感》之后，就一心想成为作家。
Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? 那盆通心粉什么时候从罗马回来的？(rigatoni：面肠; 波纹贝壳状通心粉。一种意大利食品，暗指Paolo。)
Jay Leno: Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': The always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. 各位，稍后我们将讨论她的新书《洒脱的快♥感》，永远引人入胜的Nora Tyler Bing. 这会儿你该叫孩子们上床睡觉了。
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. 哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。