Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue... 'cause I told him I was 22. 不，当然不在乎。这都不是个事儿。因为我告诉他我才22岁。
Chandler: Well, you know, Pheebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal, for a large portion of the day. 额，这个，恐怕你不太适合这份工作。因为这份工作要求你表现的很正常，至少一天中的大部分时间要"正常"。
Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Phoebe: Just for some short term work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. 只是暂时的工作，直到我找回一部分我的按♥摩客源为止。
Joey: Hi, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. 我来试演 "马丘修" 角色的。
Ross: Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here. Well, buddy...this is it. Just a couple of things I wanted to say. 马修，过来，过来，过来。小兄弟。就这样了。我只想说几句话。
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now I know there'll be a lot of babes in San Diego...but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 好吧，再见了，小猴子。我知道圣地牙哥那儿，你将有许多漂亮美眉。记得要学习的也很多。
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I think I kissed an archbishop. But, of course, it could've been a chef. 我想我吻了大主教。但是，当然，也可能是厨师。
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate. 你们大错特错了。我是说，圣地牙哥环境良好没错。如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。